| United States Patent Application |
20070078663
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| Kind Code
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A1
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Grace; Ryan Thomas
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April 5, 2007
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Method and instrument for proposing marriage to an individual
Abstract
The purpose of this invention is to provide an improved method of
proposing marriage to an individual. The method of proposing to an
individual generally comprising the steps of meeting the individual;
exchanging names with the individual; dating the individual (not
necessary); drafting a government document having a proposal to marry the
individual incorporated therein; and showing the government document to
the individual. The government document may be a patent application. The
patent application may claim the method by which the proposor will make a
marriage proposal to the individual. The proposor could then use the
method claimed in the patent application to propose to the individual.
The patent application could be the actual marriage proposal.
| Inventors: |
Grace; Ryan Thomas; (Omaha, NE)
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| Correspondence Address:
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Merchant & Gould P.C.
Suite 4700
701 Fifth Avenue
Seattle
WA
98104
US
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| Family ID:
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37902936
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| Appl. No.:
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10/378423
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| Filed:
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March 3, 2003 |
| Current U.S. Class: |
705/500 |
| Current CPC Class: |
G06Q 30/08 20130101; G06Q 99/00 20130101 |
| Class at Publication: |
705/001 |
| International Class: |
G06Q 99/00 20060101 G06Q099/00 |
Claims
1. A method for offering marriage to an individual by converting a patent
application into an offer to marry an individual, comprising the steps
of: drafting a patent application to disclose an invention, wherein the
patent application is drafted in a tangible medium; drafting a marriage
proposal that proposes marriage to the individual, wherein the marriage
proposal is drafted in a tangible medium; and incorporating the marriage
proposal into the patent application, wherein the patent application is
converted into an offer to marry the individual for offering marriage to
the individual during a proposal event.
2-17. (canceled)
18. The method of claim 1 wherein the offer to marry describes a method
of proposing to the individual.
19. The method of claim 18 wherein the offer to marry describes a method
of proposing to the individual, wherein the method is the method used to
propose to the individual.
20-24. (canceled)
25. The method of claim 1 wherein at least one claim of the offer to
marry recites: "Ellie I've been in love with you for the last five
years. I've known this since the day we met and the time we've spent
together since that day has only made me realize this fact more. You have
been by my side in every way a person could possibly hope and I would
like nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you
please marry me?"
26. The method of claim 25, wherein at least one claim of the offer to
marry recites "Ellie if you will marry me, after reading the remainder of
this patent application, open the other envelope and tell the limousine
driver to take you to the airport."
27-28. (canceled)
29. The method of claim 1 further comprising sending the offer to marry
to the United States Patent and Trademark Office.
30-31. (canceled)
32. A method for offering marriage to an individual by utilizing a patent
application to offer marriage to the individual, the method comprising:
drafting a patent application, wherein the patent application is drafted
in a tangible medium; drafting a marriage proposal that proposes
marriage to the individual, wherein the marriage proposal is drafted in a
tangible medium; incorporating the marriage proposal into the patent
application, wherein the patent application is converted into an offer to
marry the individual; presenting the offer to marry to the individual
during a proposal event; signing the offer to marry the individual; and
sending the offer to marry the individual to the United States Patent and
Trademark Office.
33. The method of claim 32 wherein the offer to marry describes a method
of proposing to the individual.
34. The method of claim 32 wherein the offer to marry describes a method
of proposing to the individual, wherein the method is the method used to
propose to the individual.
35. The method of claim 32 wherein at least one claim of the offer to
marry recites: "Ellie I've been in love with you for the last five
years. I've known this since the day we met and the time we've spent
together since that day has only made me realize this fact more. You have
been by my side in every way a person could possibly hope and I would
like nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you
please marry me?"
36. The method of claim 32, wherein at least one claim of the offer to
marry recites "Ellie if you will marry me, after reading the remainder of
this patent application, open the other envelope and tell the limousine
driver to take you to the airport."
37. A method for offering marriage to an individual by utilizing a patent
application to offer marriage to the individual, the method comprising:
drafting a patent application, wherein the patent application is drafted
in a tangible medium; drafting a marriage proposal that proposes
marriage to the individual, wherein the marriage proposal is drafted in a
tangible medium; incorporating the marriage proposal into the patent
application; presenting the patent application to the individual during
a proposal event; signing the patent application; and sending the
patent application to the United States Patent and Trademark Office.
38. The method of claim 37 wherein the patent application describes a
method of proposing to the individual.
39. The method of claim 37 wherein the patent application describes a
method of proposing to the individual, wherein the method is the method
used to propose to the individual.
40. The method of claim 37 wherein at least one claim of the patent
application recites: "Ellie I've been in love with you for the last five
years. I've known this since the day we met and the time we've spent
together since that day has only made me realize this fact more. You have
been by my side in every way a person could possibly hope and I would
like nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you
please marry me?"
41. The method of claim 37, wherein at least one claim of the patent
application recites "Ellie if you will marry me, after reading the
remainder of this patent application, open the other envelope and tell
the limousine driver to take you to the airport."
Description
BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION
[0001] 1. Field of the Invention
[0002] The present invention relates to a method and instrument for
proposing marriage to an individual. More particularly, the present
invention relates to a unique method and instrument for proposing to an
individual by which the proposor can righteously tout the uniqueness of
the proposal.
[0003] 2. Description of the Related Art
[0004] Since the advent of the human race, endearment between two
individuals has been expressed through various means. In the situation
where a man expresses endearment to a woman, such endearment is sometimes
conveyed through different avenues as the relationship progresses. As is
custom in several cultures, once a relationship between two individuals
progresses to a certain point, one of the individuals (a proposor) must
propose marriage to the other individual in order to advance the
relationship. The anticipation of proposing can impress a high level of
pressure on the proposor to propose in a manner that will receive an
affirmative response from the individual. As this custom progressed, the
high level of pressure from the situation has sometimes forced the
proposor into implementing non-traditional methods of proposal in order
to woo the individual into an affirmative response.
[0005] One method for proposing marriage to an individual can be referred
to as the diamond in champagne method. To instigate this method, the
proposor will first invite the individual on a romantic date. Usually,
such a date takes places in an upscale restaurant and the proposor orders
champagne. When the individual's back is turned or when the individual
goes to the restroom, the proposor slips a diamond ring into the
individual's glass of champagne. In the situation where the individual
acknowledges the ring before swallowing and choking on the ring, the
proposor will then get down on one knee and propose marriage to the
individual.
[0006] Another method for proposing marriage to an individual may be
referred to as the "message in the sky" method. This method is sometimes
implemented when both the proposor and the individual are avid sports
fans. To instigate this method, the proposor will arrange to have a
banner with a proposal thereon flown over a sports stadium where the
proposor and the individual are watching a sporting event. At just the
right moment, the proposor will tell the individual to look up as the
banner is flown overhead. After the individual sees the banner, the
proposor will reveal a diamond ring and give the ring to the individual.
[0007] Still another method of proposing marriage to an individual may be
referred to as the "monument proposal." This method usually takes place
at a significant landmark or monument. Some significant landmarks where
an individual might propose are the Eiffel Tower, the Leaning Tower of
Pisa, the Empire State Building, or Willie's Bar in Valley, Nebr. The
proposor will usually wait to propose until the proposor and the
individual have reached an intimate, romantic area of the landmark. At
just the right moment, the proposor will get down on one knee and reveal
a diamond.
[0008] As the industrial revolution has passed and the computer
revolution has taken afoot, society has been submerged with innovation
and novel ideas. With the regularity of such innovation, society has
become more prone to demand novel ideas and innovative thinkers. This
bias toward innovation has raised the bar not only for industries,
computers, and manufacturing, but also for individuals involved in
relationships. Individuals want their relationship to be as unique and
novel as the ideas that sparked the industrial and computer revolution.
Furthermore, individuals in a relationship demand such uniqueness in
their marriage proposal so that the individual can tout such uniqueness
and novelty in the relationship and have a written record of such events.
A significant setback to the aforementioned methods of proposing to marry
an individual is that they lack novelty and innovative effort. Such a
lack of novelty and innovative effort in a method of proposing to an
individual may result in a negative response from the individual in an
effort to wait for a more memorable moment.
[0009] Accordingly, a need exists for a unique, novel, and recorded
method of proposing marriage to an individual.
SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION
[0010] In this invention an improved method for a proposor to propose to
an individual is disclosed. The method of the present invention generally
comprises the steps of meeting an individual; exchanging names with the
individual; drafting a government document having a proposal to marry the
individual incorporated therein; and showing the government document to
the individual.
[0011] The meeting step set forth above may further comprise the proposor
meeting the individual in a tavern while the individual is emotionally
connected to a current boyfriend. The meeting step preferably includes
the proposor meeting the individual for a second time when the emotional
connection between the individual and the current boyfriend is at least
partially severed. The meeting step might also include the proposor
having a suave disposition and conveying wooing words to the individual.
The proposor might also believe that such wooing words and suave
disposition instigated the complete severing of the emotional connection
between the individual and the current boyfriend.
[0012] Even though not necessary to the method of the present invention,
the method might include a dating step having at least one substantially
unromantic first date at a bar where the individual works. The
substantially unromantic first date could also include the individual
inviting a friend from Chicago, Ill., on the unromantic first date. Along
with the first date, the dating step might include a plurality of dates.
One such date might include a trip to Savannah, Ga. Other such dates
could include a trip from Omaha, Nebr., to Kansas City, Mo., or a trip
from Omaha, Nebr., to Nassau in the Bahamas. In the event that the
proposor and the individual desire to remain in Omaha, Nebr., on one of
the plurality of dates, the proposor, preferably, asks the individual on
such a date at least one week in advance. The proposor might also open
the door of a vehicle for the individual or give the individual flowers
while on such a date.
[0013] The step of drafting a government document having a marriage
proposal disclosed therein might also include the government document
being a patent application. The patent application may then disclose a
method by which a marriage proposal occurs. The proposor could then
implement the claimed method and propose to the individual. The proposor
might also be starting a third year of law school and studying for the
examination to practice before the United States Patent and Trademark
Office while drafting the patent application.
[0014] After drafting the government document, the government document is
shown to the individual as generally defined by the showing step. The
showing step may comprise placing the government document in a limousine
where the individual can find the government document. The proposor could
then arrange to have the limousine meet the proposor at a predetermined
location where the proposor presents a diamond ring to the individual.
The proposor then signs and deposits the patent application with the
United States Postal Service.
[0015] One of the principal objects of the invention is to provide a
method by which a proposor's clever proposal coaxes an individual into
marrying the proposor.
[0016] Yet another object of the invention is to provide an entirely
unique method for a proposor to propose marriage to an individual.
[0017] Still another object of the invention is to provide a method for
proposing marriage to an individual where the proposor can righteously
tout the uniqueness of the proposal.
[0018] Yet another object of the invention is to provide a method of
proposing marriage to an individual where the method of proposing is at
least partially related to the proposor's future profession.
[0019] Still another object of the invention is to provide a method of
proposing to an individual where the method is recorded in a government
document for all the world to see.
[0020] These and other objects will be obvious to those skilled in the
art.
BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE DRAWINGS
[0021] FIG. 1 is a flow diagram of the present invention.
DESCRIPTION OF THE PREFERRED EMBODIMENT
[0022] In the drawings, the method for a proposor to propose to an
individual is generally referred to by the reference numeral 10. Method
10 generally comprises the steps of meeting an individual; exchanging
names with the individual; drafting a government document having a
proposal to marry the individual incorporated therein; and showing the
government document to the individual. Preferably, the government
document is a patent application. The patent application may claim the
method by which the proposor will make a marriage proposal to the
individual. The proposor could then use the method claimed in the patent
application to propose to the individual. Furthermore, the individual is
preferably named Ellen Renee Colyer (hereinafter "Ellie") and the
proposor is preferably named Ryan Thomas Grace (hereinafter "Ryan"). Ryan
is more fully described as set forth hereinbelow. Ellie generally
comprises a kind, loving individual who has not only been a large support
for Ryan during many pressing times, but has also been a large influence
on how Ryan approaches life (more so than Ellie will ever let herself
realize).
[0023] Reference numeral 12 generally refers to the first step of meeting
an individual. Preferably, the meeting step 12 further comprises meeting
the individual in a tavern located in the Old Market District of Omaha,
Nebr. The tavern might also be named the Varsity before it had to close
for financial reasons. The individual is preferably positioned adjacent
the first floor of the tavern juxtaposed a table and playing electronic
trivia. Preferably, the electronic trivia is in electrical communication
with a television. The individual may also be emotionally connected to a
current boyfriend at the time of the meeting step 12. Where the
individual is emotionally connected to a current boyfriend, the inherent
problems with such an emotional relationship between the individual and
the current boyfriend may be overcome as set forth below. The meeting
step 12 may also comprise one or more sub-steps, such as having the
individual continuously beat the proposor at electronic trivia in a
merciless fashion. However, this step is not necessary and may promote
excessive gloating if the proposor concedes defeat. It is contemplated
that the reason the individual continuously beats the proposor at
electronic trivia in step 12 is because the proposor allows the
individual to win. However, such a concession, if openly expressed
improperly, could be substantially detrimental to the progression of the
method of proposing 10.
[0024] The meeting step 12 may also involve meeting the individual a
second time when the emotional connection to the current boyfriend is at
least partially severed. Meeting step 12 could also include the proposor
having a suave disposition and conveying wooing words to the individual
in order to instigate the complete separation of the individual's
emotional connection to the current boyfriend. Although not imperative,
meeting step 12 could also include the proposor believing that the wooing
words and suave disposition instigated the complete emotional separation
of the individual and the current boyfriend. However, it is preferred
that this belief is not conveyed to the individual during the meeting
step 12. Only after the dating step 16 is complete may the proposor make
such boastful claims; yet, even then, the proposor should be prepared to
sustain strong opposition from the individual for such statements.
Meeting step 12 may further include the proposor lying on a first couch
while conveying the wooing words to the individual in a Casanova manner
and the individual lying on a second couch while receiving the wooing
words. It is also contemplated that the Casanova behavior might have
absolutely no effect on the individual. In such situations, it might be
imperative for the proposor to make up excuses for the individual's lack
of interest so as to not damage the proposor's ego. However, skillful
artisans will not have this problem.
[0025] Furthermore, meeting step 12 may also include the proposor
forgetting to ask the individual for a telephone number to contact the
individual and the telephone number not being in a telephone book.
However, this step is not imperative and depending on the particular
chemical and behavioral composition of the individual, this step could
sever the method 10 before the dating step 16 begins. In the situation
where the proposor forgets to ask the individual for a telephone number,
the proposor may need to contact an acquaintance and ask the acquaintance
for the telephone number of the individual. In the situation where the
acquaintance refuses to convey the telephone number of the individual,
meeting step 12 becomes more complicated. However, it is preferred that
the proposor use any persuasive technique or form of bribery so that the
acquaintance conveys the telephone number of the individual to the
proposor.
[0026] During the meeting step 12 or at a time closely thereafter, the
exchanging names step 14 occurs. The exchanging names step 14 may further
include the sub-step of having incorrect knowledge of the individual's
name. For example, this could occur where the individual's name is
"Ellie" and the proposor believes that the name of the individual is
"Ali." This might occur where the proposor was never told that "Ellie"
and "Ali" are pronounced differently so that for a substantial period of
time the proposor pronounces the name of the individual as "Ali." This
step should be practiced with extreme caution and if possible, the
proposor should never knowingly forfeit information on the proposor's
incorrect knowledge of the individual's name. Generally, only the most
skilled artesian should practice the exchanging names step 14 in the
aforementioned manner. Where the proposor has incorrect knowledge of the
individual's name for prolonged periods of time, the dating step 16 might
never take place. Where the proposor has incorrect knowledge of the
individual's name for less than one month, the dating step 16 may
continue after the individual is emotionally upset for approximately one
week and the individual is showered with gifts. However, the outcome of
this step is partially dependent on the chemical and behavioral
composition of the individual and should be practiced with extreme
caution.
[0027] In order for the method of the present invention to progress, a
dating step 16 might also take place. The dating step 16 is not necessary
because some of the most crafty and skillful artisans may be able to skip
the dating step and propose to an individual after the exchanging names
step 14. However, such situations are rare and most proposors will have
at least one date with an individual. Some proposers may need to be in
the dating step 16 for nearly five years. This is not to say that such a
proposor is not an extremely crafty and skillful artisan. The reason for
such a long dating step 16 might include the proposor trying to think of
a unique method of proposing marriage to the individual. Such a proposor
might be attempting to get the method of proposing to the individual
patented and the method by which the proposal takes place being the very
method described in the patent application. Yet, such aspirations of the
proposor might not be relevant to the individual so it is suggested that
the proposor not take five years to propose. When such a proposal takes
five years or more, the individual might threaten to find a more skillful
artisan.
[0028] The dating step 16 may include at least one unromantic first date.
The first date may involve having the individual invite a friend from
Chicago on the first date. The first date could take place at a bar where
the individual is employed. In the situation where the friend from
Chicago attends the first date, it is preferred that the first date takes
place on the patio of the bar and several beverages are orally consumed
to alleviate first date jitters. In the ideal situation, the friend from
Chicago approves of the dating step 16; however, it is not believed that
the approval of dating step 16 is crucial to successfully complete dating
step 16. The friend's approval of dating step 16 is merely a means to
expedite the early stages of dating step 16.
[0029] Along with a first date, the dating step 16 may include a
plurality of dates. One such date might include taking a trip from Omaha,
Nebr., to Savannah, Ga., for a one-week vacation. The vacation could be
prompted by several events. One such event may comprise the proposor
reading the book Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil and wanting to
visit the historical district of Savannah, Ga. The proposor's infatuation
with the aforementioned book might prompt the individual to suggest a
one-week vacation to Savannah, Ga. It is recommended that this trip occur
at least two months after the meeting step 12.
[0030] Such a vacation to Savannah, Ga., may further comprise the
proposor driving the individual's uncomfortable black convertible.
Preferably, the individual's uncomfortable black convertible is capable
of at least one hundred miles per hour. The proposor may desire driving
the individual's uncomfortable black convertible at a rate greater than
one hundred miles per hour in a manner generally defined in the movie
Cannonball Run. However, such high speeds, if sustained for a prolonged
period of time, may be detrimental to the health of the proposor and the
individual. Such high speeds may also increase the rate of monetary
decline in the proposor's pocketbook where the pocketbook is
involuntarily connected to several traffic tickets.
[0031] Upon arrival in Savannah, Ga., it is recommended that the proposor
and the individual lodge at the River Street Inn. The River Street Inn is
located juxtaposed a river, a dock, and several shops and taverns. A
river view room is recommended if the individual desires such a room;
however, such a room is not necessary and might further increase the rate
of monetary decline in the proposor's pocketbook. The location of the
hotel juxtaposed several shops and taverns is at least partially
important where the individual is an enthusiastic shopper and desires to
enter the several shops. The shops are generally for the individual's
pleasure and the individual may use the taverns to entice the proposor to
accompany the individual into the various shops.
[0032] In general, the individual's level of shopping enthusiasm is at
least partially proportional to the number of pairs of shoes the
individual owns. Where the individual owns well over one hundred and
twenty pairs of shoes, the individual's level of shopping enthusiasm is
considered high and the proximity of the hotel to the shops is very
important. Upon familiarity with the individual, the range of shopping
enthusiasm will be evident to those skilled in the art.
[0033] After entering several of the shops in Savannah, Ga., the
individual and the proposor may desire touring several of the cemeteries
and historical homes in the area. Preferably, the proposor and the
individual tour the cemetery where at least part of the book Midnight in
the Garden of Good and Evil was staged. The historical homes may be
located along the several park areas of Savannah, Ga., so that the
proposor and the individual can walk to the various historical homes of
the area. These tours are not imperative to the dating step 16 and are at
least partially dependent on the desires of the proposor and the
individual.
[0034] Along with the aforementioned vacation to Savannah, Ga., the
dating step 16 could also include a vacation from Omaha, Nebr., to Kansas
City, Mo., and a vacation from Omaha, Nebr., to Nassau in the Bahamas.
Preferably, the vacation from Omaha, Nebr., to Kansas City, Mo., includes
surprising the individual for the individual's birthday and driving the
individual to Kansas City, Mo., for the weekend. Again, for the same
reasons set forth above, the proximity of the hotel to the Plaza area of
Kansas City is important inasmuch as the Plaza is generally comprised of
several shops. With regard to the trip from Omaha, Nebr., to Nassau in
the Bahamas, it is preferred that the trip is taken after the proposor's
first year in law school and after publication of the proposor's law
review article. It is also preferred that the trip is taken right after
the individual finishes an undergraduate degree and right before the
individual commences nursing school. In some instances, it might also be
important for the individual to be previously working long hours on the
weekend so that the individual and the proposor rarely see each other.
Along with such time-consuming obligations, the individual might also
shoulder much of the proposor's complaining, griping, and frustration
from law school, law review, clerking for Thomte, Mazour & Niebergall,
and the patent bar, making a trip for the individual long overdue. The
timing of the trip is partially important because stress levels between
the proposor and the individual are at a minimum and conversation between
the proposor and the individual will not be confined to the regular
ten-minute telephone conversation at twelve o'clock at night.
[0035] When the proposor and the individual desire staying in Omaha,
Nebr., for one of the plurality of dates of dating step 16, it is
recommended that the proposor ask the individual at least one week in
advance on such a date. Giving the individual flowers and opening the
door of a vehicle in which the individual is entering is also highly
recommended in the early stages of dating step 16. Such actions may
increase the probability that the dating step 16 will progress. However,
if the frequency of giving the individual flowers and opening the vehicle
door for the individual decreases as the dating step 16 progresses,
opposition from the individual to such a decrease in frequency is highly
probable. Accordingly, it is preferred that the proposor's frequency of
giving the individual flowers and opening the vehicle door for the
individual does not decrease as the dating step 16 progresses. This
complexity of dating step 16 may also be referred to as the "milk shake
complexity," i.e., where the proposor sporadically surprises the
individual with milk shakes, the individual desires such sporadic
milkshake surprises to continue indefinitely.
[0036] At some point during the progression of the dating step 16, the
proposor may decide to either abandon the dating step 16 or propose
marriage to the individual. Where the decision is made to propose
marriage to the individual, the proposor drafts the marriage proposal
into a government document as generally defined by drafting step 18.
Preferably, the government document is a patent application. Where the
government document is a patent application, the patent application may
have the marriage proposal disclosed and claimed therein. The patent
application may also disclose and claim the method by which a marriage
proposal could occur. Such a method disclosed and claimed in the patent
application might also be the very method by which the marriage proposal
did occur. The patent application could be the actual marriage proposal.
[0037] In the situation where the government document is a patent
application, the drafting step 18 may involve having the proposor be
previously educated as a civil engineer and starting a third year of law
school at the time step 18 is commenced. The proposor might also have a
strong interest in becoming a patent attorney. In the situation where the
proposor wants to become a patent attorney, it is preferable that the
proposor studies for the examination to practice before the United States
Patent and Trademark Office. However, studying for the aforementioned
examination while drafting the patent application is not imperative. In
some situations, studying for the aforementioned examination while
attempting to write a patent application and study for law school might
be overly burdensome for the proposor.
[0038] One method of studying for the aforementioned examination is
through the "Practicing Law Institute Patent Bar Review Course" taught by
John White in Los Angeles, Calif. Such a method for studying for the
aforementioned examination may be intense and time-consuming for the
proposor. Short breaks from studying for the aforementioned examination
may be required for the proposor to remain sane. In the event that short
breaks are taken, it is preferred that the proposor reminisce about the
patience and understanding the individual maintained during the
proposor's engineering and law school career. While taking short breaks
from studying, the proposor might also draft claims describing the method
by which the proposor will propose to marry the individual.
[0039] After drafting the government document, the government document is
shown to the individual as generally defined by the showing step 20. As
stated above, the government document is preferably a patent application.
In the preferred embodiment, the showing step 20 might further include
hiring a limousine driver to arrive at a predetermined location with a
copy of the patent application being positioned on one of the seats of
the limousine. It is preferred that the patent application be disposed
within a first envelope with the words "open me first" printed thereon.
[0040] The proposor may also place a second envelope in the limousine
with the words "open me second" printed thereon. In the event that the
proposor places a second envelope in the limousine, two round trip
tickets to Savannah, Ga., may be enclosed therein. In the event that the
individual has given a trip to Las Vegas, Nev., to the proposor for a
birthday not knowing that the proposor has been planning a trip to
Savannah, Ga., it might be necessary to also include two tickets to Las
Vegas in the second envelope. It might also be necessary to make the
individual believe that the individual and the proposor are only taking a
one-week trip to Las Vegas when in actuality the trip comprises several
days in both Savannah and Las Vegas.
[0041] After the individual is shown the government document, it might be
necessary for the proposor to later interpret the government document for
the individual. This might be necessary where the individual does not
understand the significance of the document or the rights conferred
therefrom. This might also be necessary where the sentimental nature of
the document overshadows the significance of the legal rights conferred
by the document. In many situations, this step might not be necessary,
especially where the individual is familiar with such documents because
the proposor complains, grips, whines, and whimpers about such documents
on a daily basis.
[0042] As previously stated, the government document is preferably a
patent application. Where the government document is a patent
application, the name of the proposor is preferably Ryan and the name of
the individual is preferably Ellie. At least one claim of the patent
application may read as follows: [0043] "Ellie I've been in love with
you for the last five years. I've known this since the day we met and the
time we've spent together since that day has only made me realize this
fact more. You have been by my side in every way a person could possibly
hope and I would like nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with
you. Will you please marry me?"
[0044] Furthermore, at least one claim of the patent application may
specifically recite "Ellie, if you will marry me, after reading the
remainder of this patent application, open the second envelope and tell
the limousine driver to take you to the airport." In the best mode of
this invention, Ellie tells the limousine driver to drive to the airport.
Ryan should conceal a diamond ring in one of his pockets while waiting at
the airport for Ellie. Upon Ellie's arrival, Ryan should present Ellie
with the diamond ring.
[0045] In the ideal situation where Ellie accepts the diamond ring, Ryan
should sign the patent application and deposit the patent application
with the United States Postal Service. Preferably, the United States
Patent and Trademark Office receives the patent application and, upon
examination, issues a patent on the same.
[0046] In the drawings and in the specification, there has been set forth
preferred embodiments of the invention and although specific items and
methods are employed, these are used in a generic and descriptive sense
only and not for purposes of limitation. Changes in the form, timing and
manner of events, as well as a substitution of equivalents, are
contemplated as circumstances may suggest or render expedient without
departing from the spirit or scope of the invention as further defined in
the following claims. Furthermore, nothing in the aforementioned
description of preferred embodiment is to be interpreted as an admission
by the applicant of prior art.
[0047] Thus, it can be seen that the invention accomplishes at least all
of its stated objectives.
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